<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3110247266832236856</id><updated>2011-08-01T17:21:57.492-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tony's Pad</title><subtitle type='html'>The Official Blogspot for Legendary International Singing Sensation, Tony Clifton.  This is the real Tony Clifton folks.  The same one that Andy Kaufman found in Vegas in 1969 when he went to see Elvis Presley...
We invite you to subscribe, comment, and interact with Tony Clifton, The Cliftonettes, and the "Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra"! Expect a lot more from Tony in the coming months as we prepare to maximize his legendary status.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Tony Clifton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06249286301636866401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui32mvjsUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/chr5LoyY2kU/S220/11_med.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3110247266832236856.post-5231032998852530034</id><published>2010-03-23T13:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-03-23T13:56:08.500-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Tickets for Los Angeles Comedy Store now on sale!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/S6kqOXBQnPI/AAAAAAAAABI/PJv42tnpTIs/s1600-h/Tony+Banner+Web.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 88px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/S6kqOXBQnPI/AAAAAAAAABI/PJv42tnpTIs/s200/Tony+Banner+Web.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451935250094529778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Buy Tickets now at &lt;a href="http://www.tonyclifton.net/"&gt;TonyClifton.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clifton, backed by the 12-piece Comic Relief-sponsored Katrina Kiss-My-Ass Orchestra, and burlesque troupe the Cliftonettes, will be playing the following dates: May 16, 19, 20, 21.   It promises to be a kick-ass, not-to-be-missed show in the intimate nightclub setting of The Comedy Store. Seating is limited, and it will be an unforgettable experience for those present.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So where the hell has Clifton been? 2009 was a big year for the musical titan, traveling the country with his troupe, performing to sold out audiences and stellar reviews.&lt;br /&gt;“Mesmerizing...” – Entertainment Weekly&lt;br /&gt;“Transfixing...” –Variety&lt;br /&gt;“A night like no other in your life!” –Chicago Tribune&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Also, “Clifton, the Cologne,” a musky 70’s inspired scent designed by L’Oreal’s Uli Lang, was uncorked in New York City.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clifton is now back in his recording studio at Cliftonmere, his Triple X Nevada ranch, working on his upcoming album. Discerning musicians are in talks with the International Singing Sensation, and musical legend R.E.M. has already signed on for the project -- so stay tuned!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3110247266832236856-5231032998852530034?l=officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/feeds/5231032998852530034/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2010/03/tickets-for-los-angeles-comedy-store.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/5231032998852530034'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/5231032998852530034'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2010/03/tickets-for-los-angeles-comedy-store.html' title='Tickets for Los Angeles Comedy Store now on sale!'/><author><name>Tony Clifton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06249286301636866401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui32mvjsUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/chr5LoyY2kU/S220/11_med.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/S6kqOXBQnPI/AAAAAAAAABI/PJv42tnpTIs/s72-c/Tony+Banner+Web.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3110247266832236856.post-87324951385588673</id><published>2009-12-07T19:46:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-07T19:56:40.674-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thank you NYC and LA!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sx3ONfFuI7I/AAAAAAAAABA/mA-faG04ywo/s1600-h/tonyandgirls.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 148px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sx3ONfFuI7I/AAAAAAAAABA/mA-faG04ywo/s200/tonyandgirls.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412709058248319922" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hey Folks...&lt;br /&gt;I just want to thank all my fans for turning out to my New York Show at &lt;a href="http://santospartyhouse.com/"&gt;Santos Party House!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's just how I like to do it! 4 hours! &lt;br /&gt; Please check out our friends at the &lt;a href="http://www.participantinc.org/"&gt;Participant Gallery&lt;/a&gt; who made it all possible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And be on the look out for my new fragrance, "Clifton" It'll be in Target soon, for a dollar-ninety-eight! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm also very glad I got over my surgery and could make it out for Lynn Margulies' &lt;a href="http://processmediainc.com/"&gt;book&lt;/a&gt; signing and ode to Kaufman.  Why I care, I don't know.  I couldn't stand that bastard!&lt;br /&gt;I'm just glad you got to see me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, get outta' here!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3110247266832236856-87324951385588673?l=officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/feeds/87324951385588673/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/12/thank-you-nyc-and-la.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/87324951385588673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/87324951385588673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/12/thank-you-nyc-and-la.html' title='Thank you NYC and LA!'/><author><name>Tony Clifton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06249286301636866401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui32mvjsUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/chr5LoyY2kU/S220/11_med.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sx3ONfFuI7I/AAAAAAAAABA/mA-faG04ywo/s72-c/tonyandgirls.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3110247266832236856.post-1793047663736676560</id><published>2009-11-04T13:45:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-04T13:51:52.202-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Am I blogging?</title><content type='html'>I've done a blog or two on myspace but that was pretty much it. So here it goes...&lt;div&gt;Just finished up a very fun week of shows at Voodoo Fest in New Orleans. Madame Mystere is in NYC doing promo with Tony for our upcoming show on Nov 16. I'm excited to be going back to New York, especially since we get to perform with the whole group. Last time we were all there together I got violently sick from food poisoning (the only time I've had it) and Keely got a tattoo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;It ended being a good trip, I lost some weight and Keely had fun. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;For those of you that want to see the show, here is the info: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Monday Nov 16 at Santos' Party House (96 Lafayette Street NYC)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;9pm Vaginal Davis with Pedro, Murial, and Esther&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;10pm Tony Clifton and his Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;For reservations please call 212.254.4334 or email lia@participantinc.org&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3110247266832236856-1793047663736676560?l=officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/feeds/1793047663736676560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/11/am-i-blogging.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/1793047663736676560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/1793047663736676560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/11/am-i-blogging.html' title='Am I blogging?'/><author><name>Trixie Minx</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17844960183009870823</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ui3TvpfcS-4/SujTjzRGTBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/aNum4FbsPD8/S220/P1020466.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3110247266832236856.post-1067321266179575379</id><published>2009-10-28T14:31:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-28T22:55:48.715-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Welcome to Tony Clifton's official blog!</title><content type='html'>We invite you to subscribe, comment, and interact with Tony Clifton, The Cliftonettes, and the "Katrina Kiss My Ass Orchestra"!   Expect a lot more from Tony in the coming months as we prepare to maximize his legendary status.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We have an album, music videos, and many scheduled appearances for Tony on the way.   As well, we will be posting archival footage of Tony from time to time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui678SGo-I/AAAAAAAAAA4/Jx-CpsZDb3s/s1600-h/8329_1232970908395_1352829315_655403_4700456_n.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 145px; height: 104px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui678SGo-I/AAAAAAAAAA4/Jx-CpsZDb3s/s200/8329_1232970908395_1352829315_655403_4700456_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397769692360647650" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;Jeremy&lt;br /&gt;Editor/Videographer&lt;br /&gt;Comic Relief&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/tonycliftonlives"&gt;Myspace&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tonyclifton.net/"&gt;Website&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/officialtonyclifton"&gt;Youtube&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3110247266832236856-1067321266179575379?l=officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/feeds/1067321266179575379/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/10/welocome-to-tony-cliftons-official-blog.html#comment-form' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/1067321266179575379'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3110247266832236856/posts/default/1067321266179575379'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://officialtonyclifton.blogspot.com/2009/10/welocome-to-tony-cliftons-official-blog.html' title='Welcome to Tony Clifton&apos;s official blog!'/><author><name>Tony Clifton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06249286301636866401</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui32mvjsUI/AAAAAAAAAAU/chr5LoyY2kU/S220/11_med.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DmXqL6kFF-A/Sui678SGo-I/AAAAAAAAAA4/Jx-CpsZDb3s/s72-c/8329_1232970908395_1352829315_655403_4700456_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry></feed>
